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Scissored Salad
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Scissored Salad

Scissored Salad

Serves 1 - All you need is a container with a top and a pair of scissors. Really.

Ingredients

  • 1 Roma tomato, sliced and then chopped with scissors
  • 8 - 10 pitted Kalamata olives, chopped with scissors
  • Romaine lettuce, end and tops removed and chopped with scissors
  • 15 pieces of pepperoni, chopped with scissors
  • 1/4 cup mozzarella cheese, shredded
  • Italian dressing
  • Freshly ground pepper to taste

Directions

  1. Chop each item with scissors as you add it into your container
  2. Drizzle with Italian dressing
  3. Put the top onto the container and shake well
  4. Open and add some freshly ground black pepper
  5. Enjoy